Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
Fuck sorry just need to write this down and not in my Chaucer book
But I’ve been picking my cells off the floor between tweezer prongs hoping scotch tape and super glue mends me back into what I was
girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy